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Stormtrooper v Redshirt

Don't point that at me, originally uploaded by tyler999

Please answer this question, in the time alotted:

What would happen if an Imperial Stormtrooper and a Redshirt got in a firefight?

Knowing that:

it is a redshirt's destiny to die quickly at the hands of the enemy

Stormtroopers simply wouldn't be able to kill them due to their poor combat skills and the Stormtrooper effect

You have five days to come up with an answer.

Comments

sweetchuck says:

First off, wow, you are quite the dork.

Of course, so am I. I would have to say that both would be killed by the other, perhaps simultaneously. This is because they are both perfectly capable of killing off minor or unspeaking characters, which is exactly what both are. If either one had any importance whatsoever, he would win. But neither do, so they both lose.

I'd also be interested in how an army of Stormtroopers would fare against an army of Cobra soldiers? Thousands of lasers that never hit anything...

Posted by: sweetchuck at September 15, 2006 12:24 PM #

Jeff says:

Oh come on! This is such an easy one. After determining that the little remote control sized phaser zapper thing that the redshirt has and that the big bad baretta looking lazer zapper thing that the S'trooper has are both wildly inaccurate and incapable of hitting the broad side of jabba the hut's ass, the S'trooper removes his oversized codpiece and whomps the redshirt over the head with it. It's a simple question of body armor really...

Posted by: Jeff at September 15, 2006 1:18 PM #

Arno says:

I can't believe this is posted!! I can't believe that I just read it (perhaps its the disbelief that this post got comments) and, that people I know have opinions about it....I didn't even know what a "redshirt" was!! I am proud of that fact as well.

You guys were all in the high school (and university) band weren't you?

And, not a garage band but the marching kind.....