Slander and the power of TRACERT and simple IP Tools

So we love when people are really stupid. Especially when they are looking for underage porn on the internet. When it gets to be the greatest, is when they are looking for underage porn on the internet and when they figure out that there is none on your site, they flip out. Like this guy, who left a message on the Olsen twin post entitled, Google and the Olsen Twins. Here is his wonderful and eloquent diatribe:

Rocco Thinks:
You must be one of those lonely fat guys cause those two young girls are two of the hottest girls in hollywood and since you cant get even near a celebrity you got to bust on them and bring them down. Cause either your so fat or so ugly and probably masterbate every day if not twice or more daily... your the kind of people that piss me off, weird-os like you who are fagots... o and by the way buddy their bodies are just fine, no need to get bigger like you ass, bye~

Well lucky for you, we logged your IP address - 205.188.209.70 and the comment post time - April 8, 2003 02:42 PM EST.

So come, one and all on our tour of discovery who this Rocco really is!

We remembered seeing that IP Block somewhere, so we did a simple tracert on 205.188.209.70, and this was the route:

  • Tracing route to cache-dm02.proxy.aol.com [205.188.209.70] @ April 08 2003 21:26:14
  • 10 ms < 10 ms < 10 ms ERCDistBL3-to-ALM-05105-A.manage.uc.edu
  • 10 ms < 10 ms < 10 ms CoreHPB-to-ERCDistB.manage.uc.edu [10.30.1.1]
  • 10ms <10 ms <10 ms CoreSvcsHPB2CoreHPB.hpb.uc.edu [10.31.6.3]
  • 10 ms <10 ms <10 ms 192.168.1.1
  • 120 ms 241 ms < 10 ms UCInetRouter-to-FW.manage.uc.edu [192.168.0.1]
  • 10 ms < 10 ms < 10 ms 192.88.194.25
  • 10 ms < 10 ms < 10 ms clp4-atm4-0-0s2.cincinnati.oar.net [199.18.107.177]
  • 10 ms 10 ms 10 ms oebc2-atm1-0-0.columbus.oar.net [199.18.202.2]
  • 10 ms 10 ms 10 ms swbbq1-atm12-0-0s2.columbus.oar.net [199.18.112.198]
  • 10 ms 10 ms < 10 ms acr2-so-2-1-0.Cleveland.cw.net [208.172.209.129]
  • 20 ms 20 ms 30 ms agr4-loopback.NewYork.cw.net [206.24.194.104]
  • 20 ms 20 ms 20 ms dcr2-so-6-3-0.NewYork.cw.net [206.24.204.189]
  • 20 ms 20 ms 20 ms america-on-line.NewYork.cw.net [206.24.207.218]
  • 20 ms 20 ms 20 ms bb2-nye-P1-0.atdn.net [66.185.151.66]
  • 30 ms 30 ms 30 ms bb2-vie-P8-0.atdn.net [66.185.152.201]
  • 30 ms 30 ms 30 ms bb2-dtc-P2-0.atdn.net [66.185.152.110]
  • 31 ms 30 ms 30 ms pop1-dtc-P15-0.atdn.net [66.185.140.7]

So that didn't quite pan out. So we did a IP Lookup courteously provided by Network Tools. This yeilded the following:

IP Lookup @ April 08 2003 21:26:14
IP address: 205.188.209.70
Host name: cache-dm02.proxy.aol.com

Big surprise. An AOL user. So, cross-referencing our referral log, we found this entry [screenshot]:

slanderAOL_log.jpg

So here are the facts:

So, all of this information took less than 5 minutes to find out. Assembling it into a coherent format took the longest time using documented and legal methodologies.

Why, you ask? Because people like this annoy us, and should be brought to. We are glad that the level of discourse on the Internet is this low. We really are. Really. And in truth, out of everything that we have wrote on this site, you are bitching about the fucking Olsen Twins. Give us a fucking break you moron.

We would like to go point by point of this "Rocco's" comments:

We are happy to report that we are not fat, but are showing some extra girth around the tummy. We also feel quite secure about our appearance. We feel that the members of Grubykid.com, while no Chippendales Dancers, cut quite the dashing pose. Now and again. We would like to talk about our masturbatory practices, but we feel that is better left between those members actively partaking in the act. Such as the penis, hand and clean-up crew. But, we are happy to report that some of the members here are in loving relationships, especially with a blonde-haired woman named Herself. We are sorry to disappoint you that, while we wholly support the Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual and Transgender community, we are not part of that community. When will you hate mongers realize that those in the LGBT community are just as "normal" as you are, and that - no, they are not going to hell. People who hate are. And finally, some of us here at Grubbykid.com have been wondering if our collective asses has been getting fatter, but we think they are not. See, we have been walking a lot lately, so we are becoming lean and mean.

So you slanderous, child-porn searching fool - FUCK YOU. At least have the balls to say the illogical, idiotic and downright poor grammar crap without giving bogus information.

We have emailed AOL Abuse about this incident, because we are sure that they will be interested in infractions like these.

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sweetchuck says:

Glad people like Grubbykid are on the side of good.

Pissed off that people like 'Rocco' need not be smart to breed. We need more Darwin in action.

Posted by: sweetchuck at April 8, 2003 11:03 PM #

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