Joe Millionaire gets DRRRTY
The Smoking Gun reveals that Joe Millionaire contestent Sarah Kozer has been in numerous bondage films before selling herself to televsion. CNN hacks it up by barely reporting the facts.This is great! I hope he picks her, so the truth can come out. I think it will go like this:
Joe: I really like you, but I want to come clean about something.
Sarah: Oh really?
Joe: Jeah, I'm not really a millionaire - I'm a construction worker.
Sarah: Wheew! That's great!
Joe: WHAT?
Sarah: Yeah, thats fine. Because I have my own secret - I've been in numerous light bondage films. So that is my secret.
Joe: I can't believe you lied to me!
Sarah: What are you talking about - your a tall, dim-witted construction worker - who also lied.
Joe: But at least I'm not in fetish films. I'm outta here.
Yeah, I think it will go something like that. It'll be great!
Sarah: Oh really?
Joe: Jeah, I'm not really a millionaire - I'm a construction worker.
Sarah: Wheew! That's great!
Joe: WHAT?
Sarah: Yeah, thats fine. Because I have my own secret - I've been in numerous light bondage films. So that is my secret.
Joe: I can't believe you lied to me!
Sarah: What are you talking about - your a tall, dim-witted construction worker - who also lied.
Joe: But at least I'm not in fetish films. I'm outta here.
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