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Google and the Olsen Twins

So remember one of my last posts about the Olsen Twins and the infamous Twins Tracker? The fact that those who search for them are a bit, well, fucked in the head? Remember that? Well, we get many of our search engine hits from these people searching for underage porn. Grubbykid is ranked in the Top-50 for the search "Olsen Twins"; ranked 6th for "olsen twins" [note the subtle capitalization]; ranked number 3 for "olsen twins recent"; ranked 8th for "olson twins gallery" [note my typo]; Now that's just on google. Yahoo has me number two for "olsen playboy legal". On any given week, about 75% of my search engine traffic is the result of some Olsen Twin related search.

Again, give me a break. 1. They are underage. 2. They aren't that good looking - gain some damn weight already - breakable is not sexy. So for all of those who are looking for Olsen Twins Porn, or Olsen Twins Naked, or Olsen Twins Sex, or even Olsen Twins Fetish [whish is pretty ironic, actually] - sorry, no luck here. Just some one show is [un] silently judging all of you who visit this site. But we have to thank you all for the pure comic value you bring to our day.

UPDATE - 2002.11.17 - additional content

Well, it seems that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's celebrity spans cultures and languages. Last night we received hits from French Canada [or the Quebeçois, if you will] searching for "photo de sex de mary kate olsen" and a hit from France for "olsen twins hot" and finally one from Germany for "olsen twins playboy". How multicultural!

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Rocco says:

You must be one of those lonely fat guys cause those two young girls are two of the hottest girls in hollywood and since you cant get even near a celebrity you got to bust on them and bring them down. Cause either your so fat or so ugly and probably masterbate every day if not twice or more daily... your the kind of people that piss me off, weird-os like you who are fagots... o and by the way buddy their bodies are just fine, no need to get bigger like you ass, bye~

Posted by: Rocco at April 8, 2003 2:42 PM #

the grubbykid says:

We have responded to this slanderous attack, please read the article entitled, Slander and the power of TRACERT and simple IP Tools.

Posted by: the grubbykid at April 8, 2003 10:36 PM #

FAT GUY says:

I LOVE PORN don't you?

Posted by: FAT GUY at June 29, 2003 5:03 PM #

Wargasm says:

Those are all interesting opinions...But that's all they are. Opinions. If people think the Olsen twins are hot, who are you to judge them? Just my opinion.