Lots of ass in San Francisco in trade for Tickets

Peoepl have the wrong idea on how to get World Series tickets in San Francisco. Everything from getting kicked in the ass:

You can rain blows down on me for 15 minutes straight if you'll give me a good deal on purchasing some World Series Tickets. I can take a beating like no other. If you want me to scream in pain, I will scream in pain. If you want me to take it like a man, you won't hear a peep. Either way, I'll take the whoopin of a lifetime if it means I get to see the Giants
Go Giants


to kicking your ass:

That's right! You will receive one ferocious beating (and your desired sum of cash) for 4 (four, F-O-R if you're Dave Stewart) tickets to any World Series game at Pacific Bell Park. The tickets don't have to be together -- they can be 2 and 2. After you have been mercilessly annihilated, I will place the money I owe you in your unconcious hands and flee the scene before you wake up and beofre I get arrested. WARNING: This will hurt! Both your face and my wallet will take substantial blows, but hey, this is the American Way! Don't be shy -- any seats are acceptable. Do you want a piece? Contact Mike at the listed e-mail address.

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