Alternate versions of the Pledge of Allegiance
This just in:With the invalidation of the 1954 Pledge of Allegiance, an opportunity has presented itself for any corporation or individual willing to take this on. The new Pledge will read:
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION, (SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE), INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
So pick up the phone and call your already bought-off public official, I mean public servant that you fiscally supported, and make the new Pledge of Allegiance a marketing Coup!
Do this before General Zod takes over.
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Nodnarb says:
I'm looking for the last phrase of this altermate pledge .......
I plead alignment to the flakes, of the untied snakes of the merry cow.
And to the republicans, for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, with ______ ______ and wine jugs for owls.
Posted by: Nodnarb at October 13, 2003 12:20 AM #
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