Things I have heard in the last two hours
Just start pleasuring yourself now.
Show me your oranges while I pleasure myself.
How about I Jizz all over your scanner!
[friend] What are you doing?
[me] I am cleaning off my chopsticks.
[friend] Why?
[me] So I don't get bamboo splinters.
[friend] What, are we in China? Over here in this country we have the ingenuity to have developed a bowl like scooping utensil and then marry it with a four prong eating utensil thus calling it a spork.
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