hi i jost had a funny mom joke it goes like this

ypur mom is a city bus "everyone gets a ride"

got a ur mom joke for ya, your mom is like a bunjee jump, you got 30 seconds and if the rubber breaks your fucked

I have a joke your mom is so fat that they named the rolling stone after her

ur mom is so poor i saw her kicken a can down the street so i asked what she was doing she said moveing

your mama is so fat her missing picture on the milk carton took all four sides.Plus your mama is so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the jaw.

Your so fat that you ate a peanut and got fat.....
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

yo mom so fat that she fell in love and broke it

is your mom a vacuum, because she can really suck.

ur mom is sooooo poor when she walked in her front door she was in her backyard.

your mom is so tall she did a back-flip and kick jesus in the chin

your mom twice a man as you

your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

why doesn't KFC have tolet paper?
because it's finger lickin good

ya momas like a motorbike every one gets a ride

ya momas like an air riffle 4 cocks an shes loaded

your mom is so harry youy dad took her to a dog show and he came back with a dog

ur mom is so harry, that u suffered from servere rug burn at birth.

Ur mom is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!!!! hahahah hillarious i know

Your mom is so fat that when she did a bungee jump she went straight to hell!

Your momma is so stupid she heard of standup comedy and stood up and died laughing.

Your mamma's so ugly she into a haunted house and came out with a contract

your mamma's so fat she left the house on high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops

Your Mamma's so old when i patted her on her back her tities fell off!!!!

Ur momma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it says 1 at a time plz!!

Ur mom is so old that they have discontinued her blood type

Ur momma like chinese food: sweet, sour, and cheap

your mother is like a bowling ball: she gets fingered, thrown away, and still comes back for more

ur mamas so stuned she steals free samples

ur mamas so stuned she thinks a sky scraper scrapes the sky

your mumma is so fat that when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie

your mom is so fat that when she lays down little kids jump on her saying that this is a fun trampoline

my mom hates ur mom

your momma's so fat she jumped on a super nintendo and made 4 gameboys

you threw your momma out the window and got charged for littering

your mom is so ugly blind people giggle

your mom is so fat, when midnighttime comes she is mistaken by the moon

your mom is so fat she bleeds milkshakes

ya moms so old shes got powdered milk

your mama is soo fat when she jumps the whole band skips!

Your Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!

ur mamma is so hairy u almost died of a rug burn at birth

THESE ARE =[

YA MOMMA SO FAT WHEN YOUR DADDY WANTS A KISS IN BED HE HAS TO SLAP HER BELLY AND RIDE THE THIRD WAVE UP

those ur mom jokes suck, the ones you guys put. Other ur mom jokes are cool

Ur mom is sooo fat she sat stepped on a dollar bill and got change...

Ur mom is like a cat.....everyone strokes her =)

These jokes are retarded get a life

your moms so fat her blood type is pasta sauce

yo mama is so stupid, I asked her what kind of a belly button she had and she said "lefty"

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: They think we care.

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How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn''t like the way he was being reared.

Why do so many gays have moustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.

Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 goverment employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?

A fruit stand.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"

ur mom so old when she squish her boobie cream cheese come out

Ya Ma'S sO fAt ShE gOt MoRe ChInS tHeN tHe HoNg KoNg PhOnE bOoK

ur mom is like a hitchiker, she hitches rides

Ur mom is like a shotgun on cock and she blows

ur mom like a brick, she gets laid by mexicanz

your mom is so old she used to babysit yoda

your mom has so many rolls she put pilsbury out of buisness

ur mama is so fat jenni cregg put a warent out for her arrest

ur mom is like a tv every body turns her on

ur moms like a car if u fill her up!! she runs all over the place

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT IT TAKES 2 TRAINS AND A BUS TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE

YOUR MAMA HAS MORE ROLLS THAN A JEWISH BAKERY

your so ugly that when your mamma went into labor your daddy went into shock.

YO momma is so fat she uses the empire state building as a dildo.

[ed - this is perhaps the most idiotic mom joke, EVAR!]

ur mum is so poor she was kickin a can down the street i said wot u doin', she said im movin !!

gre8 jokes me and myfriend were in class reading them and were crying so hard we had to go in the hall!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha the cream cheese one was hilarious

Your mom is so fat she makes a sumo wrestler look anerexic.

Your mom is so fat shes fat! lol...

Your mom is like pool table balls go in balls come out.

You Mouth is moving but all I hear is I EAT BALLS!

Your mom is so fat she makes a sumo wrestler look anerexic.

Your mom is so fat shes fat! lol...

Your mom is like pool table balls go in balls come out.

You Mouth is moving but all I hear is I EAT BALLS!

ur mom's so fat that when she went skydivin she got stuck in tha air.

your moms like a vacume cleaner she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet

I GOT THE BEST YO MAMA JOKE IN THE WORLD.................................................................................................................................................
UR MOM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE HAS TO TAKE A BATH SHE HAS TO TAKE A BATH IN THE OCEAN...OoOoO go me go me its my birthday its my birthday OooOo suck it u little beotchs bring on the jokes lol jk

Your mommas so poor walked into her house and lit a match and all the roaches came out and said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we have heat

yo momma's soo fat, that when she saw a bus full of white kids she said, " HEY, STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

your moma is so ugly/fat when santa clause came he said HO,HO,HOLYSHIT!!!

Your mama's so fat that she holds the entire universe in her belly button

Your mama's so stupid that she buys money

Your mama's so stupid that she uses solar-powered flashlights

Your mom's so dumb that she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff and tried to kill a fish by drowning it.

Your mom's so dumb that she bought invisible paint

Your mom's so stupid that she hired someone to write her autobiography

Your mom's so stupid that she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept

Your mom's so stupid that she studied for a blood test

Your mom's so old that she once owned a pet dinosaur

Your mom's so old that she was around before this planet was born.

Your momma is so ugly they put her face on a box of exlax and sold it empty!
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Your momma is so ugly they put her face on a box of exlax and sold it empty!
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Your momma is so fat that her belly button doesn'y have lint, it has sweaters!˝S

Ure momma so ugly she uses a makeup line called Why Bother?


ur mums so fat that wen she stands on the scales it says we don't know that number!!!!!!!

your mom is like a tissue she blows me den throws me in da garbage

ok ur mom is so fat that when the bus went by she said CATCH THAT TWINKIE!!!!

UR MOMS LIKE A HARDWARE STORE. 10 CENTS A SCREW!

Your mommas like a door knob and every one gets a turn.

ur mom is like a vaccum she suks blows and gets liad in the closet

ur moma so fat she used a matress as a tampon

your mama is so nasty she has to pour saltwater down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Ohhhhhhh!!!!!

ur moms so fat she makes godzilla look like a action figure

yo momma is so poor wenever someone puts a cigarette out she shouts " who turned the heating off?!?!?!" hehehe thats a good one

ur mom is such a dumbass she thought a quaterback at a foot ball game was a fucking refund(this is old skool SHIT)

Your mom is like mcdonalds she serves billions everday.

Your mom is like burger king she lets every man have it their way.

Funny As Fuck people, how bout these:

Your momma's so thick, she climbed over a clear glass wall to see whats on the over side.

Your momma's so stupid, sha smashed a car window, and danced to the alarm.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw a brick through a window, went in, and asked for it back.

Your momma's so stupid, she pissed through a letter box, and asked how far it went.

if my dog had a face as ugly as ure mom id shave his arse and mave him walk backwards

your mom is so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Your so fat when you go to the movies you sit next to EVERYBODY!!!

ur mom is so poor i asked to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner

u moma so fat she uses semi trucks to roller blade

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.

ur mum is so fat....when she put on a rain coat ppl...ask her if she was a taxi....

ur momma so poor i saw her kickin a can across the street and ask her what she was doin and she said "movin"

ur mom is a carpenters delight, Flat as a board and easy to nail

ur moms so fat that she has to wear the equator as her belt, and it still wont fit

Yo momma is just like a vacume cleaner she gets sucked, blowed, and laid in a closet!

your mamma is so fat that when she went the doctors, the doctors said, take her the vets we dont do WHALES

I asked your mom whats for lunch she opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

i asked you mom whats for lunch she opened up her legs and said crabs!

hahaha

your mama is so fat when she wears a yellow coat everyone shouts taxi

not thats funny, not

Your mammas like a nascar driver..... she burns 50 rubbers a day

YOU GUYS HAVE FUNNY JOKES EXCEPT CHELSEA

What blows more than Chelsie????

CHELSIES MOM?????

your mam iz soooo fat wen she shaged her man the man sed get off me i cant breath

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE FELL ON THE GROUND I TRIED NOT TO LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mom is so fat she jumped ina swimmin pool evrybody shouted save the whale!!!!!!!

yo mama is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

yo mama so fat when she get on a elevator it can only go down

ur mommas so harry she has afros on her nipples

ur mommas so poor i asked if i cood use the bathroom she said pick a corner

ur mum is so skinny i took her to a strip club and used her as a pole

yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off ,people think she is backing up.